Danger: Dinosaur Crossing

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: Why did the dinosaur fail to cross the road?

A: Civil engineers hadn't evolved yet.

Q: Why did the psychic cross the road?

A: To cross over to the "other side".

Q: Why doesn't Fox News ever cross the road?

A: They don't believe there's another side.

Q: Why did Rick cross the road?

A: To pick up a sixpack from the Sak-N-Pak.

Q: Why did the paranoic cross the road?

A: What road? Who's asking?

Q: Why did Martin Van Buren cross the road?

A: No one really knows or cares.

Q: Why did the Tupolev Design Bureau cross the road?

A: To reverse-engineer it.

Q: Why did John Donne cross the toll road?

A: Ask not for whom the toll road tolls. It tolls for thee.

Q: Why did Nostradamus cross the road?

A: He had already foreseen he would do so and felt powerless to stop himself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

A: To get to the same side.

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